Winds of change..
I'm really getting hacked off. The first week (last week) of my fortnight off saw me out and about a lot without fishing, I enjoyed my time but can't help thinking I could've done more. This coming week will hopefully see me out and about fishing. I'd like to go for a shoot too but doubt I'll have the time for it all. My regular partners in crime have been doing everything but fish lately. Karl, Johnny and PK went for a practise cast at Bircham yesterday. Karl was at the UKSF meet today trying to replicate his form at the first meet which saw him finish as top day caster.
Locally a few lucky anglers have managed some nice bass, the ENE winds managed to keep a scruffy sea on for a few days which the bass seemed to like, the winds also seemed to have smashed up the first may weed bloom though I reckon it'll come with a vengeance this week. The forecast has the winds going generally westerly which will warm things up a bit, I may have another attempt at a ray or head southwards and try for a sole.
I did spend a few hours with my old mate Pete last week. He was telling me about a guy he knew who had bought a jack russell terrier puppy. He loved the dog, who wouldn't, he even built a large cat flap into his back door so the scamp could take himself out when he needed to go. One day during work, the guy received a call from his next door neighbour who happened to be a clergymans wife, telling him his dog was running amock in the back yard with part of an appliance. When the guy got home he found rover with a large black rubber thing tearing up the flower beds. Turns out rover had been upstairs under mummy and daddies bed and found one of his mummy's "toys". He'd taken the black double ended dildo out into the back yard to play with! Priceless, luckily for the guy, the bible bashing neighbour thought it was a hoover attachment! Maybe I'm just old fashioned or something, it seems even heads of state use sex toys these days..
Locally a few lucky anglers have managed some nice bass, the ENE winds managed to keep a scruffy sea on for a few days which the bass seemed to like, the winds also seemed to have smashed up the first may weed bloom though I reckon it'll come with a vengeance this week. The forecast has the winds going generally westerly which will warm things up a bit, I may have another attempt at a ray or head southwards and try for a sole.
I did spend a few hours with my old mate Pete last week. He was telling me about a guy he knew who had bought a jack russell terrier puppy. He loved the dog, who wouldn't, he even built a large cat flap into his back door so the scamp could take himself out when he needed to go. One day during work, the guy received a call from his next door neighbour who happened to be a clergymans wife, telling him his dog was running amock in the back yard with part of an appliance. When the guy got home he found rover with a large black rubber thing tearing up the flower beds. Turns out rover had been upstairs under mummy and daddies bed and found one of his mummy's "toys". He'd taken the black double ended dildo out into the back yard to play with! Priceless, luckily for the guy, the bible bashing neighbour thought it was a hoover attachment! Maybe I'm just old fashioned or something, it seems even heads of state use sex toys these days..
Yo' Blair, Cherie's supposed to do that for you. Caught in that position you could mistake him for a Tory minister.
2 Comments:
He he he, well i've never used my peakflow quite in that way Mr Blair! The mind boggles! Love the post Aitch....just as well it fitted the hoover! Hope the fishing improves soon!
Ta ziggs, sure the fishing will improve soon.
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